the 林徳明 fricative ([info]mullenkedheim) wrote,
  • Mood: apathetic

Wow, that's small.

Last night, I had an enkai.  Meh.  It wasn't worth 6000yen, but anyway.  After that, they all went to the second party, but I met people at Big Blue.  It was really loud in Big Blue, so we had to yell a lot, and today my voice is fucked by it, but whatever.  After that, we went to karaoke.  Karaoke was bad cuz the people i went with ... some of them are terrible. like ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.  I had a bit of a headache to begin with, but they just made it worse.  There was also one of Jamie's co-workers who came, and he was just a fucking retarded fucking Japanese guy.  I had a headache, so I was just takin' it easy, chillaxin', trying to enjoy myself, and he'd like, grab my arm, and be like COME ON STAND UP HAVE FUN WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.  And he'd do it all the time. When I wasn't singing, when I was singing, whatever.  He did it once when I was singing and I was like "stop fucking touching me or I'll fucking kill you".  Phil seemed to enjoy that. Good for Phil.

Shortly after we arrived at karaoke, some random Japanese guy burst into our booth.  He was only in his boxers.  He started dancing around.  Well, drunken Japanese guys do weird things, so that was fine, whatever.  MOMENTS LATER, HE LOSES THE BOXERS.  It was quite unfortunate, though comical.  To be honest, I believe he has the world's smallest chinchin.  So we all laughed at him until his friends came in and got him out in the hall.  Yeah okay Japan, whatever.

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Anonymous

July 16 2005, 05:42:44 UTC 6 years ago

It was like...

Done second week of teaching spoiled brats how to use Photoshop! And about your chinchin sighting, I'll never forget (although I try to) about the lovely incident in the Jeff&Charles room a few years back. BA

[info]mullenkedheim

July 16 2005, 12:47:44 UTC 6 years ago

Re: It was like...

I only vaguely remember that. Who was it?

[info]alexthe5th

July 17 2005, 02:15:21 UTC 6 years ago

Re: It was like...

I think it was Steve, who we don't talk about anymore.

[info]mullenkedheim

July 17 2005, 03:50:45 UTC 6 years ago

Re: It was like...

yes, now that you mention it, thast's probably right. i remember he streaked through t he halls once....

[info]kamuix

July 16 2005, 06:53:54 UTC 6 years ago

Instead of "the world's smallest chinchin" you could just have left it at "he was Japanese" ;) At least it was comical. :)

[info]mullenkedheim

July 16 2005, 12:48:59 UTC 6 years ago

Well, I mean, this was PARTICULARLY small. Among Japanese, he has a tiny willy.
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